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Christmas 2013
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A Rejoiceful Thanksgiving to one and all!
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over death

The real meaning
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This could use some improvement but it's not such a bad little story. All it needs is a little love.

Once not quite so long ago on the day before Christmas eve a great disaster occurred with Santa's sleigh."Santa! Santa!" the elves did shout "The harnesses for the reindeer are falling apart!" "Well that is to be expected. After all they haven't been replaced in 100 years." said Santa "What were they made of?" The elves all replied " They were woven from the beards of ducks, moonbeams, and the lost shoestrings of little children." "Oh no!" cried Santa "Little children are always loosing shoestrings and the moon sends us all the beams we could ever use. But ducks these days prefer to be clean shaven. We'll never convince them to stop in time for long enough beards to grow." "Isn't there anything you can do?" asked the elves "I can't think of anything" replied Santa "And without a harness the reindeer can't pull my sleigh. How will I ever manage to deliver all of the toys to the children who have been good all year?" "I could help." came a small low voice from the corner of the workshop I could weave a new harness for you." Who said that?" asked Santa bringing his red and green candle to see.As he raised his lantern it's light revealed a large spider that had gone mostly unnoticed until now. "My silk is very strong and I would be more than happy to help!" "What is your name?" asked Santa amazedly "My name is Rupert." replied the spider as he lowered himself down to eye level. "Well Rupert" said Santa "Your silk might be strong but do you think it could last the entire night? I must go really fast to travel around the world." "Ill travel with you to make any needed repairs as we go" said Rupert "It will be very cold out there and the snow can make it hard to see" said Santa "I'm cold blooded so the cold will have a worse effect on me than it would on a person. But there are a great many people counting on you. I will give it my very best effort!" said Rupert bravely "Well" said Santa " That's as all I have asked of myself or any of my team. Welcome aboard." Santa extended his right hand and shook Rupert's front leg. Thank you Mr. Claus sir. I'll start weaving right away!" said Rupert enthusiastically "Please call me Santa." said Santa

Using the old reigns as a template Rupert went to work weaving the strongest silks he could muster. As he did so the elves finished making the last of the toys and packing them up as Santa checked his list a second time. All so very soon it was time to depart. The harness that Rupert wove was completed just in time to be placed on the reindeer. The bag was loaded on to the sleigh, Santa took his place and Rupert climbed aboard Comet and readied himself as best he could. Santa grabbed the reigns and called out "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen" and in the twinkling of an eye they soared up into the night sky.

All through the night Santa went from one rooftop to the next to deliver gifts to all the good little boys and girls. As he did so Rupert went from one reindeer to the next fixing the harness at the slightest sign of damage. The cold chilled him to the core but he didn't give up. The snow blew in his eight eyes but he just felt his way along and kept going. When the fierce winds threatened to tear him off of the sleigh he held on all the tighter! Christmas is a time of joy the whole wold over and Rupert would not, COULD NOT let the children down! And so he kept going until the last present had been placed under the last tree in the last house and Santa turned his team north toward home. Rupert knowing his job was done snuggled as much as he could into Cupid's fur and fell asleep.

When he woke up he was tucked into an elf's bed and Santa himself was by his side. Rupert raised his head and asked "Did I do a good job?" "You did a great job" Santa answered "Thanks to you I was able to give gifts to almost everyone who deserved them." "Almost?" said Rupert confused "Who did you miss?" "You." said Santa with a smile. "I know you didn't do what you did for a reward. But that just means you deserve one all the more. Here" said Santa handing him a mug "This is special hot coco that I usually reserve for my reindeer." "Thank you" said Rupert and he took the mug. After a few sips he began to feel all warm inside like you do after being hugged by someone you love. Then with a slight tingle he felt two antlers spring from his head! "Does this mean what I think it means?" squealed Rupert in excitement "Yes" said Santa with a laugh "I want you to be a permanent part of my team. When I get enough duck beards for my harness I would like you to be the one to weave it together." "Thank you Santa! Thank you so much!" Rupert said joyously. "Merry Christmas Rupert!" said Santa.

Easter!

Apr. 24th, 2011 05:15 am
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The reason for the season.


My favorite bunny is the big one in the middle.
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Today is the day people all across America celebrate the birthday of this nation by blowing up small pieces of it.

Despite our best efforts* to stay together with England we ended up parting ways.

But I'm not going to get into all that history stuff. Instead here is a video showing just how awesome America is:



*We tried to show how much we liked them by turning the entire North Atlantic into tea. But it didn't quite work out. :(
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Fear my holiday decorating skills! There are a lot of images so click the cut to see the room that keeps Santa awake at night.
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Well I hope you enjoyed that. I'm going to make an effort to post more here and elsewhere. So see you again soon ( I hope).
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I know not all of you are Americans (lousy foreigners ruining the world wide web) but I though I should take a moment from my vacation recovery to wish you all a happy and safe 4th of July.

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It's a little late for Mothers' day but still...Read more... )
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(The icon I'm using is the only holiday icon I have room for. But it's green and dancing so it's not so far off.)
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Why haven't I posted in a while? What's the meaning of this? Somebody better give me some answers!
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Crud, I missed St. Patrick's day and Easter. I had stuff to post but it took me a helluva long time to get caught up between work and celebrating with my parents and aunt. But better late than never (except when that would lead to pregnancy).
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A few wondrous and spooky things lurk beneath here:Read more... )
Enjoy and have a safe and candy stuffed All hallows eve.
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Well it wasn't soon but I'm back. Have some comics to make it all better:







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Merry Xmas in july everyone!

(I say Xmas because I consider Christmas a holy day deserving of reverence.) It wasn't until a few hours after my last post that I realized that the 25th had snuck up on us with stealth like unto a ninja. So who's up for some wassailing eh? this may run a little long )

So merry Xmas, happy Xanukah, wonderful Xmadon, and keen X(insert infidel pagan holiday here).