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I used to dread it. School was a horrid place that caused me to wish for death just so I wouldn't have to go.

Now however the beginning of the school year means I can go to various places without having to deal with hoards of children.

I will be posting a real update soon.
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Blatantly stolen from [ profile] teaforone

1) If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. It doesn't matter if we never talk or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine.

2) Comment here with your answers and/or repost the questionnaire on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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I will eventually be posting all of these ideas but I thought I would give you all an option of what you get to read next. So, do you want to hear all of the good things that I consider a part of my life? Do you want to hear all of the things that I can't stand about my life? Vote and let your voice be heard!

[Poll #1533621]
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[Poll #1525770]

...and what is your reply?

P.S. I have about a dozen books that I want to read but I don't feel like listing them all.
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Age: 27.
Bed Size: Single.
Chore you hate: Taking out the garbage.
Dog's name: I don't have one.

Essential start your day item: My cellphone.
Favorite color(s): Black.
Gold or Silver: Silver.
Height: 5ft 10-11in. I haven't been measured in a long time.
Instruments you play: None though I have tried drums and harmonica.
Job title: Security Guard. (I probably should have stopped myself from stealing this.)
Kids: NEVER!
Living arrangements: Live with my parents.
Nicknames: Trench coat mafia.
Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None.
Pet Peeve: People telling me what I can and can not do with my own body.
Quote from a movie: You don't really think you'll win do you?. -The Penguin from Batman Returns
Right or left handed: Right.
Siblings: One sister that I haven't seen in two decades.
Time you wake up: When I'm working 5PM. Today I woke up at 4AM.
Underwear: Just regular underwear.
Vegetable you dislike: Do peppers count? Burning is not a flavor.
Workout style: I walk around a little.
X-rays you've had: Leg and head.
Yesterday's best moment: Getting my dad's scanner up and running so I can have electronic back ups of my family's pictures.
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Remember when I complained a few eons back about not working much? Well somebody must have paid attention because I got a bunch of work.

I'll give more details soon about this and the slightly more eminent unveiling of my coffin case/bag. Until then enjoy these things:

Who comments the most on this journal? )
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The following are my results (with my edits in parentheses)

Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...

Conscientious, Fulfilled, and Spiritual

37 Renaissance, 18 Islamic, 30 Ukiyo-e, -34 Cubist, -45 Abstract and -3 Impressionist!

The Renaissance was a cultural movement that profoundly affected European intellectual life. Beginning in Italy, and spreading to the rest of Europe by the 16th century, its influence affected literature, philosophy, religion, art, politics, science, and all other aspects of intellectual enquiry. Renaissance artists looked at the human aspect of life in their art. They did not reject religion but tended to look at it in it's purest form to create visions they thought depicted the ideals of religion. Painters of this time had their own style and created works based on morality, religion, and human nature. Many of the paintings depicted what they believed to be the corrupt nature of man.

People that like Renaissance paintings like things that are more challenging. (sometimes) They tend to have a high emotional stability. (not me) They also tend to be more conscientious then average. (yes) They have a basic understanding of human nature and therefore are not easily surprised by anything that people may do. (I hear or read about killers and rapists all of the time and I'm never surprised.) They enjoy life and enjoy living. (I try to anyway.) They are very aware of their own mortality but do not dwell on the end but what they are doing in the present. (Wrong, I've spent a much of my life hoping for death.) They enjoy learning, but may tend to be a bit more closed minded to new ideas as they feel that the viewpoint they have has been well researched and considered. (true) These people are more old fashioned and not quite as progressive. (mostly true) They enjoy the finer things in life like comfort, a good meal, and home life. (I like comfort and food but sometimes feel like I'm trapped here.) They tend to be more spiritual or religious by nature. (true) They are open to new aesthetic experiences. (sometimes)

Take What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test
at HelloQuizzy

A real post with real randomness is coming. If I can get to sleep soon.
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First off courtesy of [ profile] myndcryme

On the twelfth day of Christmas, salad_barbarian sent to me...
Twelve quotes walking
Eleven swords writing
Ten forests exploring
Nine books believing
Eight thoughts a-reading
Seven dreams a-wandering
Six pictures a-hiking
Five be-e-e-eautiful moments
Four random things
Three equal rights
Two individual rights
...and an inspiration in a chastity.
Get your own Twelve Days:

I'm really behind things now but I vow I shall catch up soon! I haven't forgotten my promises and I've uploaded the pictures from Rosehill. By the hoary hosts of hoggoth I will get a normal post up here!

Also a word of warning to anyone here who uses Internet Explorer, I've been hearing a lot of bad things about it lately so you might want to consider switching.
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A normal post is a coming. I have no idea who will write it or where it will be but I'm sure it'll be out there. In the mean time you'll get a filler post involving quizzes here.

Yay Halloween candy!
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
salad_barbarian goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Grim Reaper.
acidtonguexo gives you 7 red-orange tropical-flavoured gummy bats.
brucenstein gives you 9 red raspberry-flavoured gumdrops.
clawxco tricks you! You lose 15 pieces of candy!
dark_thanatos tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
gentle_john gives you 6 orange strawberry-flavoured wafers.
laborer tricks you! You lose 4 pieces of candy!
leda_et_al tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
myndcryme tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
pepsquad gives you 11 light green lemon-flavoured gummy worms.
salad_barbarian ends up with 13 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, and a broken balloon.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

:( *whimper* Why do so many of you hate me? Read more... )
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I Feel Like Salad Barbarian Tonight.

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Etiam, EGO reputo toyota should pereo.

Hell yeah!

Mar. 7th, 2008 10:53 am
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Your Score: Childfree:Yes; Y Y Y

You scored 100% CF Total, 100% CF Past, 100% CF Current and 100% CF Future!

To be childfree, you must score a 100% for CF Total. To score a 100% for CF Total, you must score a 100% for CF Past, 100% for CF Current and 100% for CF Future.

This test has determined that your actual childfree status is childfree. In your past life, you were childfree. In your current life, you are childfree. In your future life, you will be childfree.

You can use this test's result to help you determine which type of person, childfree or non-childfree, that you should commit to for a long-term relationship. Since you are childfree, you should have a long-term committed relationship only with a childfree person and you should not have a long-term committed relationship with a non-childfree person. In terms of this test's results, you should have a long-term committed relationship only with a person who scored a "Childfree:Yes; ..." and avoid a person who scored a "Childfree:No; ...".

Link: The Childfree Or Not Childfree Test written by ChildfreeMan196 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
View My Profile(ChildfreeMan196)

Also look what I can get paid for non-baby making sex:

bedroom toys

A real entry might be on the way, if it dosen't run into any meddling kids!

and finally, I forgot to mention: Etiam, EGO reputo toyota should pereo.
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Ok since apparently you people want a reason for my blood feud with toyota. So I'll tell you latter today. Since it involves a few details about my job I'll have to make it a friends only post. So any of you hangers on out there are out of luck. (Unless you friend me in which case I'll probably friend you back.)

But to help all of you out there through the waiting period here are some quizes that I took a little while ago.Read more... )
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What the cluck?

LiveJournal Username
Favorite Colour
Your Age
Your Spouse Islaborer
Your Mother Isleda_et_al
Your Father Iswhosdaboss
Your Sister Isstrife_journal
Your Brother Islaborer
Your Grandma Isdark_thanatos
Your Grandpa Isckline
The Family Petmyndcryme
This Fun Quiz created by Nat at BlogQuiz.Net
Weight Loss Tips and Diet Advice from WeightLossTips.TV

I married my brother? Isn't that illegal twice over?
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The following is abducted from [ profile] ckline who stole it from someone else. I'm putting my answers to the questions for all to see but if you don't feel comfortable doing that just tell me and I'll try to figure some thing out (maybe make this post friends only or screen comments). Read more... )

Tell me everything or face the wrath of...
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76% Ron Paul
64% Mitt Romney
63% John McCain
62% Mike Huckabee
61% Fred Thompson
58% Tom Tancredo
46% Mike Gravel
44% Bill Richardson
40% Chris Dodd
40% Rudy Giuliani
40% Dennis Kucinich
33% Hillary Clinton
32% Barack Obama
31% John Edwards
28% Joe Biden

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
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Randomness abounds. Do you dare peek within? )
Well time has been wasted people have been traumatized, my work here is done.
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...they must know me somehow.

Salad Barbarian
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it..."
'What is your personal life motto?' at

The EVIL is coming up soon.
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Quiz Result Provided By:

What's Your Personality Quirk?

Hosted by Anime. Done right.

Only one night off. Until thursday you'll just have to entertain yourselves with this:

When I return I'll regail you all with stories of my candy collecting adventures as well as an update on the EVIL.