HELP!

[salad_barbarian]

I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun!
-Dot

Well I have returned but only briefly. I need your help. I can't decide what to name my child!


Ben?


Boris?


Peter?


Timmy?


Cuddly Duddly?


Teddy?


Mr. Snuggles?


Please I can't decide! He* keeps staring at me silently pleading for a name.

*I say "he" because thinking of him as a girl is just odd.


I'm a horrible father! (cue sobbing)