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Oct. 9th, 2007 02:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
salad_barbarianLadies and Gentlemen, on May 17th, 2007 I first mentioned that an EVIL was following me. I promised to tell you all more later. Well it's time to strike up the dramatic music and hide the kittens because...
It all began on a saturday night. I was working alone because my supervisor never showed up. Being a lone security guard is difficult but I was doing ok. Most of the stuff I was guarding could only be stolen with a forklift since everything was crated up to be sent to the next show (the show had ended earlier in the day). I busied myself with watching the denizens of the anime con that had just closed in the next hall. (As a side note Anime Central had some darn good cosplayers.) When suddenly I saw it on a desk not to far from me. I didn't think much beyond "I wonder if it will get thrown out and if I could have it?" What a fool I was. I decided that even if it was with a pile of junk it wouldn't be right because somebody else might have a better use for it. And yet for most of the night my eyes seemed drawn toward it for no reason I could detect. But I put it out of my mind when the first shift supervisor relived me early (he seemed surprised and ticked off that I had been there alone all night) that morning. I went to the blue line L and waited for the train that would start my journey homeward. That was when I spotted it on the tracks. This was the first clue that I was dealing with
EVIL!
It's almost needless to say that I was disturbed. But I'll say it anyway, I was disturbed. But I went along home without incident that sunday morning. Later in the day my parents and I went over to my aunt Jean's to visit. As I was leaving her place and heading toward the car I glanced over and horror filled my view. For there before me was...
EVIL!
It had followed me from work to the L station to my aunt's condo! I decided that it must end here so I bravely took hold of it and brought it home with me and holding it with tongs took a picture and placed it within the confines of a jar. At this point I believed myself safe. Oh what a ignorant fool I was!
Having some time off my family and I went to Maple lake to relax two days later. I was still trying to get over my feeling of unease from my exposure to
EVIL!
I had brought a few jars with me and a net so I headed out on a jaunt about the lake to see what I might catch (usually plant seeds and discarded lures). It's not a very large lake so I soon found my self on the other side near some reeds when it< suddenly unveiled it's presence to me.
EVIL!
EVIL!!
EVIL!!!
(This picture taken after it's capture.)
I brought it home and after washing it's attempt at camouflage off it appeared thus:
You might think that my ordeal was at it's end but you would be sadly mistaken! After only one day had passed I was again accosted by
EVIL!
Within my very room!
My father claimed it was placed there by him as a joke. But I know the truth! So after a long and arduous search I found a way to finally keep them contained.
This box which I purchased at a thrift store is now the repository those vile fuzzy green products of HELL.
And thus the EVIL! was brought to heel. The world has continued to spin and revolve through the cosmos with it's inhabitants continuing onward in blissful ignorance until I posted this and informed the rest of humanity of the ominous threat that I faced down for you all.
It all began on a saturday night. I was working alone because my supervisor never showed up. Being a lone security guard is difficult but I was doing ok. Most of the stuff I was guarding could only be stolen with a forklift since everything was crated up to be sent to the next show (the show had ended earlier in the day). I busied myself with watching the denizens of the anime con that had just closed in the next hall. (As a side note Anime Central had some darn good cosplayers.) When suddenly I saw it on a desk not to far from me. I didn't think much beyond "I wonder if it will get thrown out and if I could have it?" What a fool I was. I decided that even if it was with a pile of junk it wouldn't be right because somebody else might have a better use for it. And yet for most of the night my eyes seemed drawn toward it for no reason I could detect. But I put it out of my mind when the first shift supervisor relived me early (he seemed surprised and ticked off that I had been there alone all night) that morning. I went to the blue line L and waited for the train that would start my journey homeward. That was when I spotted it on the tracks. This was the first clue that I was dealing with
EVIL!
It's almost needless to say that I was disturbed. But I'll say it anyway, I was disturbed. But I went along home without incident that sunday morning. Later in the day my parents and I went over to my aunt Jean's to visit. As I was leaving her place and heading toward the car I glanced over and horror filled my view. For there before me was...
EVIL!
It had followed me from work to the L station to my aunt's condo! I decided that it must end here so I bravely took hold of it and brought it home with me and holding it with tongs took a picture and placed it within the confines of a jar. At this point I believed myself safe. Oh what a ignorant fool I was!
Having some time off my family and I went to Maple lake to relax two days later. I was still trying to get over my feeling of unease from my exposure to
EVIL!
I had brought a few jars with me and a net so I headed out on a jaunt about the lake to see what I might catch (usually plant seeds and discarded lures). It's not a very large lake so I soon found my self on the other side near some reeds when it< suddenly unveiled it's presence to me.
EVIL!
EVIL!!
EVIL!!!
(This picture taken after it's capture.)I brought it home and after washing it's attempt at camouflage off it appeared thus:
You might think that my ordeal was at it's end but you would be sadly mistaken! After only one day had passed I was again accosted by
EVIL!
Within my very room!My father claimed it was placed there by him as a joke. But I know the truth! So after a long and arduous search I found a way to finally keep them contained.
This box which I purchased at a thrift store is now the repository those vile fuzzy green products of HELL.
And thus the EVIL! was brought to heel. The world has continued to spin and revolve through the cosmos with it's inhabitants continuing onward in blissful ignorance until I posted this and informed the rest of humanity of the ominous threat that I faced down for you all.
