Attention Please,

[salad_barbarian]

Me::Hey Rupert, do you know what I think we're long over due for?"
Rupert:[hopeful silence]
Me:"Randomness everywhere!" "YAY!"
Rupert:[Disappointed silence]
Me:"Huh? What did you have in mind?"
Rupert:*shuffles all 8 feet* [Embarrassed silence]



Me:"A sexy party? Well...maybe some other time. Ok?"
Rupert:[Accepting silence]

I've been on Live Journal over a year and did nothing to commemorate the occasion. This made me a sad pangolin when I figured it out.

I plan on taking Rupert out for a walk downtown soon (Rupert:[Giddy silence]) and I plan on taking a heaping helping of pictures.

The odd fruit and berries I told you I planted on August 6th, 2007 never grew.

Some tings I have found taste good in soup:
Raisins
Roast beef (from Brazil!)
Pears
Spam
Corned beef hash
Things I'm going to try in soup:
Bamboo shoots
Water chestnuts

I spend the nights I'm not working at home in front of my computer rocking back and forth while a citronella candle burns next to me failing to keep the gnats away while I survey my modest virtual empire.

My empire contains the following:
The Glorious Republic of Chicago2 My first foray into being part of a group. Might as well start with an entire nation under my thumb.
After that I caved and finally got a Live Journal.
Tomorrow will be my 1 year anniversary on YouTube as defernomore Obviously the name was handed down to me by my grandfather.
The most recent annexation occurred on DearCupid.org as Salad_Barbarian Where my abilities as an agony uncle have brought respect to the illustrious name of Salad Barbarian!

But soft my vision doth spread outward once more. For now I contemplate joining OkCupid.com in the hope of meeting someone. Or maybe joining Flicker to show off a few of my photos. If any of you have experience with either of these but especially OkCupid please tell me if it's worth it.

I seem to be gathering a lot more comic panels lately.

I don't really know when I'll use them but it's always good to be prepared.

Between the time I started this entry at around 10:00am and now when I'm just coming back to it I went shopping, bought a plastic easter egg big enough to put a cat inside (not that I plan to but I could), purchased bunny ears, and went to sleep.

If any of this made sense to you then could you please explain it to me? My mind is still on the sexy party thing.
and finally...Etiam, EGO reputo toyota should pereo.