Hell yeah America!

Today is the day people all across America celebrate the birthday of this nation by blowing up small pieces of it.

Despite our best efforts* to stay together with England we ended up parting ways.

But I'm not going to get into all that history stuff. Instead here is a video showing just how awesome America is:

*We tried to show how much we liked them by turning the entire North Atlantic into tea. But it didn't quite work out. :(