salad_barbarian

On this date a quarter of a century ago something incredible happened. Something awesome, something stupendous! Something that just happened to coincide with my birth. Since I was only a baby I don't remember what "it" was so this post is only about me turning 25 years old.

A list of my accomplishments:

1 In pre-school threw another kid over a table.

2 Gave up alcohol when my dad stopped letting me sip the foam from his beer (worlds only drunk kindergarten kid.)

3 Refused to let my mom being put in a mental hospital phase me. (Also in kindergarten.)

4 Dealt with my mom coming back and losing my baby sister to my aunt who thought she could take better care of her than my mom and dad.

5 A few years later my grandfather died. His funeral is the last time I recall seeing my sister. (she was a toddler)

6 Passed 3rd grade despite skipping a helluva lot of days based on excellent test scores.

7 In 5th grade I knew most of the parts of the human body and I dissected a pig.

8 I come up with the first incarnation of bad idea soup.

9 Got called a "panty waste" by the church pastor.

10 I put up my first web. It's little more than strings.

11 7th grade I dissected a frog.

12 After atending the same school K-8 i graduated.

13 Entered the unique hell that is an all boys catholic high school.

14 Came close to starting a backyard wrestling group.

15 My old school closed down.

16 My old church closed.

17 Dissected a worm. (Why the heck am I going down the food chain?)

18 Managed to "violate the laws of grammar and get away with it" as my english teacher told me about a essay that I wrote.

19 Had a science teacher talk about gaia the earth spirit in class.

20 Gave a speech in said class about glowbal warming not being real.

21 Caused said teacher to cancel class the next day to show a movie saying it was real.

22 Graduated without killing any of the bastards who made my time there a living hell.

23 Discovered Live Journal thru Gothic Babe of The Week.

24 Spent some time doing odd jobs like janitor's assistant at my grade school, moving funature, refurbishing a house, and writing.

25 December, 5 Had a most amazing dream and feel in love for the first time.

26 Started to get into anime with Cowboy Bebop.

27 2004, January, 23, 4:20 A.M. Stared to keep a journal.

28 November of 2005 Got a job working convention security on night shift.

29 2006, August, 23 2:57 A.M. My last regular entry in my paper journal.

30 Started my own nation on Nationstates called The Disputed Territories of Chicago2.

31 2007, January, 3, 6:11 A.M. I stared this journal.

32 2007, February, 2, 11:00 P.M. Wrote last entry in my paper journal.

33 Got a Youtube account.

34 2007, July, 27, 7:42 A.M. I earned a fangirl!

35 Became an agony uncle on Dear Cupid.

36 Posted an inanely long list of pseudo achievements.

During my life I've also owned various pets including but not limited to: snake, giant millipede, several goldfish, 2 hamsters, guinea pig, frogs, various fish, spider, emperor scorpion, newts, snails, several crayfish, lobster, praying mantis, dwarf hamster, crabs, and I currently have a turtle.

Some things that share my birthday are: The U.S. Marine corp, Martin Luther, and Sesame Street.

I'm feeling serious right now so here is my favorite song karaoke style enjoy and have a pleasant life.