I don't care how few people comment. I'm going to continue using random opening paragraphs!

[salad_barbarian]

You primitive screwheads, okay, listen up! You see this, hmm? This... my boomstick is! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. Of the line S-mart's top. Find this in the sporting goods department, you can. Right, that is, made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, this sweet baby was. For about $109.95, retails. Got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger it has. Right, that is. Shop smart. Shop s-mart. That, you got, hmm? Yes, hmmm. (If Yoda were in Army of Darkness)

I have decided to go on a friends hunt. I've been far too passive in connecting with people and it's time that ended. I may even expand my little online empire with a few new groups beyond LJ (but no myspace).

Comments

[laborer.livejournal.com]

cobalt blue steel son.

[salad-barbarian.livejournal.com]

groovy

[gentle-john.livejournal.com]

Good for you. You need to get out of your shell more.