Geezer alert.

[salad_barbarian]

Today I am 26 years old.

How the hell did I last this long?
Thanks to you who wished me a happy birthday on that other site.

First a little info about what I've been up to lately.

I bought a Roku netflix player and after some problems getting it set up it now works ok.

On election day I voted for Truth. I voted for Justice. I voted for the American way! I voted for the guy who got his ass handed to him. I know how my pinko commie mom voted. I think my dad voted for the old bastard. Also I'm pretty sure my grandparents voted for Obama (they're dead but a little thing like that won't stop a Chicagoan).

Remember that "concoction of kool-aid, old cola, chocolate and cherry diet Dr. Pepper, and a sour apple flavored energy drink who's name escapes me" that I mentioned before? Well I didn't finish it yet. I added some fresh RC cola, a roll of smarties, a can of something called squirt that has a grapefruit flavor, and some extra sugary kool-aid.

My parents got me a cell phone for my birthday. I wanted on with texting ability since so many people seem to be into that. Now I found out it costs extra even if I just receive a text.

For no reason I can find I paited my nails black.

I've put my Halloween stuff away and brought out the boxes of Christmas stuff. I can't wait to put up the almost half a dozen trees and hang lights and tinsel and ornaments (oh my!) from my web.

That's all for now.

Oh before I forget: May toyota be smitten with magma covered kittens.

Comments

[laborer.livejournal.com]

what kind of phone?

[salad-barbarian.livejournal.com]

A Motorola VU204

[dark-thanatos.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOh the netflix player...I was debating that..
I did hear the new dashboard for Xbox 360 has netflix included on it though, so I might kill two birds with one stone. (poor birds)

happy late birthday...sorry. i missed it.

[salad-barbarian.livejournal.com]

I decided to get the player when the instant watch feature stopped working on my computer (something about the media player update not having the right DRM or something). Those birds deserved to die. They were making messes all over the place.

Boy what a party you missed. It had clowns on tiny tricycles jumping through hoops of fire. As a party favor we each got our own mime to beat up. A guy got shot by a cannon. My parents rented a trebuchet so we could fling barnyard animals at random people. Everyone had a grand old time (except for the mimes).

[gentle-john.livejournal.com]

Does your mom still think you're gay for the nail thing?

Nice rhyming curse by the way. :)

[salad-barbarian.livejournal.com]

That plus the kilt makes me gay as skittles.

[clawxco.livejournal.com]

happy birthday dude.

[salad-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Thanks.